Wow. It’s been a while since I have taken the time to update this site. A lot has happened since I did last update. I had a couple of surgeries, found some new music, bought a Wii, and had my main computer die.
Let’s start with the surgery. I had my tonsils and adenoids removed on February 5th. The surgery went ok. I didn’t die. They gave me this stuff that causes you to lose all ambition and feelings. It was the greatest thing ever. But then they put me to sleep. That sucked. I woke up to people yelling my name, trying to wake my ass up. Waking up from a surgery is always a bit hard, they trying to give you orders and such and you are still mostly out of it. This surgery is an out patient surgery, meaning that I got to go home that day…but oh no. Complications! I could have died! My throat started to swell, that by 3pm, I could hardly breathe. They gave me some steroids and other meds, and told me that I got to stay for the night. Sucky sucky. The night went by pretty well, all things considered. Nicole came by and visited for a bit. The pain wasn’t too bad, considering I had half my throat chopped out. If you are interested and can handle some blood and cutting, do a google for tonsillectomy for videos. They actually show the surgery being performed.
The next morning at about 11 am, they let me go home. I drove home and rested for the next few days. Eating food was pretty much out of the question for a while. It wasn’t until Friday that I had actually really eaten any solid food. Saturday I ended up eating a few slices of cheese pizza with extra sauce. It was fucking awesome. Even on the percocet, it hurt to swallow. Percocet is some powerful stuff, lemme tell ya. It’s made with oxycodone, which is what is in oxycontin. Even in pain, I was happy. When on the oxy, i wasn’t in too much pain. It hurt to spit and swallow. Everything went pretty well.
Monday night, I go to cards as usual. I even had a quesadilla for dinner. Easy to swallow, cheesy! We had some killer games of Risk. We ended up quitting early because Dennis had to work the next day. When I got home, I noticed the back of my throat had mucus or something in it. I spit it out on the way inside. It was blood. The scabs are falling off, I figured. I got in the house, got in my recliner and went to sleep. I woke up not too much later with the back of my throat full again. I went to the sink to spit it out and it was a very large amount of blood. Oh shit! I remembered the doctor said that this is some what normal, just rinse with cold water for 10 minutes and it should stop. I rinsed, it stopped, but not before I spit up some nasty clots. Back to bed.
About 2:30 a.m. I awoke again. Same thing. Back of the throat is full. I got up, went to the sink and spit out everything. I ended up throwing up once because I had swallowed blood. I rinsed and got the bleeding to stop. I spent a few minutes looking for the number to call someone, because I figured very bad things™ were happening to me. I found the number to the doctors office in the clinic. I called it, knowing no one would be there, but figured I would get a recording telling me who and what to call in case of an emergency. I made note and back to sleep. About 4am, I woke a third time. Same deal. I went to the sink, spit out massive amounts of blood, making a pretty large mess. After getting the blood to stop once again, I called the number for the hospital. I told the lady I had a tonsillectomy a week before and that I was bleeding pretty badly and I needed to get in touch with the surgeon on call. She told me to hold on and she’d put me through. About a minute later, Gietzen was on the phone. I told him that I was bleeding pretty heftily, and that it was the third time it started to bleed. He told me, “You need to get to the nearest E.R. right away. Where are you located?” I told him that I was in Conway and that the nearest ER was Petoskey. He asked if there was someone who could drive me. I laughed. He didn’t find it too funny. I told him I could be at the hospital in 15 minutes. I got my pajamas on, and drove to the hospital. I got there the same time he did and met him in the parking lot. We walked into the E.R. where he looked at me and said, “I am going to have to take you to the operating room to stop the bleeding. We will have to put you to sleep and essentially do the surgery over again.” Ugh. The nurse in the E.R., a guy named Brian starts asking me questions and such for the emergency surgery. I hand over my keys and wallet to the security guards so my stuff does not get stolen or lost. I learned that night that if you drive yourself to the ER, leave your damn wallet in your car and lock it. They wrote down every single item in my wallet. I have credit cards, gift cards, my ccw, and about 20 other things. It took 10 minutes to just inventory my damn wallet.
After stripping down to boxers, and marching around the ER mostly naked, they started the IV and wheeled me down to the OR. At this point, my throat started to feel kind of funny and I realized it was going to start bleeding once again. While in the OR, the anesthesiologist asked me a few questions, and noted that my IV was started at the elbow instead of the forearm or hand. He proceeded to yell at the nurse on duty, which was rather comical. That guy struck me as a butt hole, the doctor, not the nurse. As I was laying there, my throat started to fill up pretty good. I went to say something to Gietzen, but the anesthesiologist and just given me the knock out juice. I tried to tell them my throat was filling. I think I turned my hit to spit out, but I don’t really remember.
I woke up later that morning with the worst swollen tongue i have ever had. It was at least 3 quarters the size of my mouth. I figured that this would be a good time to call people and let them know that I just had an emergency surgery and that I lived! If I had died, well, letting them know would have been someone else’s problem :). I called a few people and let them know, but it was really hard to talk. I was drooling so badly from my tongue not fitting in my mouth quite right. So I survived another surgery. I figured I’d go home at 3 or 4pm that day. Oh no, that was not to be. I wasn’t out of danger yet. My blood pressure was dangerously high. Like, “I could do high.” My BP was over 220. A normal BP is 120. I was at risk for a stroke or heart attack and they weren’t sure why. My heart rate was pretty high also, at about 120. I was informed that I would not be allowed to go home, yet again. That makes for 2 nights and 4 days in the hospital. After a few tests and medication, my BP came down and I was allowed to go home. The doctor told me that this setback would not allow me to go back to work on the next Monday though.
To end the long story, the pain wasn’t too bad. The nurse that was attending me said that she would rather give birth again than have her tonsils removed again. Guess I had it easy, other than my over night stays. The only pain was from talking extended periods of time, swallowing, and spitting. The swallowing part was easy, I ate very very very little. I had pizza that first Friday. Just a couple of slices. A quesadilla that Monday. Then it was another 6 days before I decided to try eating anything solid again. I got to go back to work on Friday, the 23rd. That means it was 3 weeks since I was last at work. The reception at work was good. I got lots of hugs and a few kisses.
All-in-all, it was a sucky experience. I had almost zero energy from not eating, and I was bored out of my freaking mind. I would sit down and play some Nintendo Wii, and fall asleep while playing. The same with movies and television. I did do lots of cuddling with my kitties.
I was chatting with an Arsclan member who lives in Madrid. He’s part of another online community called couchsurfers.com. They offer up their couches to people who travel the world, country, etc. I expressed interest in possibly visiting Europe at some point and he said, fly on over. He’d take time off work, be a personal tour guide, taking me through Europe. He’d even cook. I looked into flights. A flight from Chicago would cost me 550 bucks round trip. If I find out my taxes come back some what favorably, I will be buying a plane ticket to Madrid, Spain. He said that if I were to bring about 300 euros, which is 400 American, I could easily do stuff for a week and a half. A trip to Europe, with a native speaking guide, free room and board, and the chance to meet yet another Arsclanner? OH HELL YEAH! He said that if I were to have a girlfriend, to bring her along. Sadly, I do not at this point. Oh well. I end this post with the prospect that I will be invading the old world in Mid October, visiting probably France, Portugal, Spain and possibly other places. 